Listing Description Checker
Catches the ChatGPT tells in your real estate listing copy.
Hype can't move this line. Only verifiable outcomes do.
No money. No seat. It doesn't move the price. It goes on your record — and in 28 days reality settles it.
by reality anchor — the price money can't pump
Other. Launched 6d ago on PeerPush, where it placed #548. Today, it's live, but nothing on the site has changed since we started watching. It's anchored at 150 pts.
It placed #548 on PeerPush with 3 votes. It also showed up on 1 other board — but didn't place in the top 25% on any of them, so none of them add to the price. Listing on twelve directories is free; placing well on them isn't.
A launch's opening price comes from where it placed on its own board, normalised across all 12 platforms we watch. That's deliberate: #1 on a small board beats #40 on a huge one. It's how a launch nobody saw can still be worth more than one everybody did.
No matter how much money goes in. There is no pump here — you can't make yourself right by buying more. The line only moves on things that actually happened: an award, revenue that grew, a new platform, code that shipped — or silence.
Quiet for 3 days — no penalty yet. Bleeding begins on day 7.
We fetch this site every day and hash what's on it. A founder can post “still working on it” — but if they actually shipped, the page changes. That's the only claim we price: evidence, not announcements. The real question isn't “will this be huge?” — it's “will they still be moving in four weeks?”
The story so farEVERY MOVE, AND WHY▾
Repriced every day, no cliffs. A launch that goes quiet bleeds a little at a time, so there's never a drop you could have run from the night before.
Momentum on its boardDOESN'T MOVE THE PRICE▾
Daily tracking just started for this launch — the first point is on the board. A second reading lands with tomorrow's run, and the curve builds from there.
How the launch is moving on its own board, day by day. This is the crowd's attention — it does not move the reality price. Only verifiable outcomes do.
A flat line is normal: votes stop within a day or two of launch, on every board. What's unusual — and what actually counts — is a launch that keeps pulling votes long after its day is over.
About
Listing Description Checker is a free craft analyzer for real estate MLS descriptions. Paste your listing, get instant feedback across seven criteria: opening hook, specific vs. generic language, AI tells (the ChatGPT giveaways), sensory and lifestyle writing, neighborhood context, length and structure, and closing. It catches what agents miss under deadline — the AI-generated phrasing patterns ("more than just," "in today's market," em-dash pairs), the real estate clichés that buyers have stopped reading ("stunning," "meticulously maintained," "must-see"), the weak openings, and the descriptions that run over MLS character limits. Three scans per session are free with no signup. After that, an email unlocks unlimited use. No card on file, no subscription, no sales follow-up. Built solo as part of Metes — an AI marketing kit for real estate agents. The full $35 listing kit covers MLS description, social posts, email campaigns, photo curation, and a Fair Housing audit. This tool is the craft-feedback piece, free-standing.
Where it launched2 PLATFORMS▾
| Platform | Votes | Counts toward price | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| PeerPushstrongest | 3 | sets the price | ↗ |
| TinyLaunch | 0 | no · not top 25% here | ↗ |
The board it did beston sets the price. Every other board only adds to it if the launch also landed in that board's top 25% — because just showing up somewhere isn't an achievement. Listing on twelve directories is free; placing well on them isn't.